This is a collection of scripts I created for my own use and thought others might find useful. Consider them public domain; most of them will probably be trivial enough to fall under fair use in their entirety anyway. I provide no warranty or support of any kind for these scripts and disclaim all liability in the event that they brick your computer, give you a bad hair day, create mothballs in your closet, introduce your first-born to Microsoft Windows, or result in the heat death of the Universe.